Like me, you probably have bills to pay. I’ve made it easy for you to pay your bill so I can pay mine.
Preferred
The easiest way to do this is to email me the money. Canadians and affiliate countries can use Interac. The money will be deposited straight into my account. Easy-peasy. My bank balance and I will thank you.
Don’t know how to? I’ve googled it for you: How to do an Interac e-transfer.
Other options
If you feel the need to distribute some of the wealth to the likes of Blackrock, JP Morgan Chase and Vanguard (major stockholders in PayPal), by all means use the next option. See that button below that says PAY WITH PAYPAL? Yes, that one. Click on it and follow instructions. PayPal will take 3% of my money as an admin fee, which is fair—that’s how capitalism works. But it does leave me with 3% less moolah to pay my bills.
For US clients: If you use Venmo, remember PayPal owns Venmo, and they have an option to pay with PayPal built into their menus. I’ve never tried it, but I am assured it works. For more information, look here.
But wait, there is more…
If you know what this is you can mail me one (duly completed and reflecting the amount you owe me):
If you are old enough to remember how to use one of these, I probably don’t need to explain the antiquated concept of “mail”, either. The rest of you can google it.
Run along now, you’ve spent enough time reading my bullsh**. Pay up.